"Shire Raft"
SHIRERAFT.ORB — Gosh, this is such fun, I can’t possibly convey how much fun it is, but you don’t have to take my word for it — download this little daisy for only $3.99, which almost pays me for the hundreds of intense programming hours I have in it, along with the efforts of my 3 godd programming partners, Dick, Claude and Barbara. If you don’t love this Orb, we have ways of making you love it, but all you really need to do is to just follow orders.